So, the cultural exchange has been going extremely well, I have managed to penetrate the strange community in these northern parts and become 'friends' with some of the inhabitants.
While they do use strange language, in a strange accent, they have a beautiful charm to them. When I ask where the male folk are they invariably say "Up Mill" or "Down Pit"... when I inquire further as to what these strange phrases mean, the normally gentile people become aggresive and start threatening me with large dark sausages.
Hopefully we can remain on good terms as I find this community fascinating!