WOOHOO!!!
There is a new McRonalds nearby. McRonalds was offering some
franchices for a cheap price so I picked up a few and built them
near the bike trail for ease and convenience. One of the advantages
to this location is that it is near the one of our suppliers,
Folsom Potato Inc. makers of our biggest selling item on the menu,
Fried Tators.
The marketing part of the company even talked Donald from
Wisneyland to be the mascot for this new line of fast food caches
(get it? Donald McRonald). 
Your "Sappy Meal" includes some sappy
toys, a Donald mascot, a pen to play with and a logbook to color
in.