Sunday 2 February 2014
Location: Somewhere in Port Elizabeth, South Africa
Agent brief
Dear Agent We have had reports of Borat being spotted off the South Eastern coast of South Africa. Borat is the leader of the batterà tribe of the altarian solar system. The batterà tribe is a highly dangerous alien race and have completely destroyed all other life found on the planets in the altarian solar system.
According to reports from friendly sources, the batterà tribe’s leader is responsible to find new solar systems, inhabitable to the Battera’s, and to then send a signal to his tribe. Once the signal is received the tribe has been rumoured to destroy all intelligent life forms in that solar system, enabling them to slowly pray on all the remaining life forms.
The sources also revealed that only the leader has the brain capacity to send out such a signal. Finding Borat is of high importance. We have been scanning the area were we believe he might be located and have picked up certain frequencies. These have been tracked for a few weeks and we can assume Borat has not yet found what he is looking for.
Our Alien translators have been able to translate and draft together the following message from these frequencies:
"Master Borat, We have sent out beacons that would assist you in finding clues that would indicate the spot where you must transmit your invasion message from.
These beacons are The Ortanondian fossil, the mayan artifact and the Orion slug.
The first beacon, the ortanondian fossil, was shot into location and is believed to be well hidden.
Some of our undercover agents had to retrieve the Mayan artifact, the second beacon, from a human who somehow managed to have it in his possession. The humans were able to intercept communication sent to the agents, which led to them being apprehended and we subsequently had to kill them. They did however successfully hide the beacon and we are confident the humans haven't found it yet.
We now have fears that the humans might be able to intercept our communication.To avoid them finding the last location we cannot send the location to you directly.
In your transponder pad you will see the 3 coordinates of these hidden beacons, including those of the 3rd beacon the orion slug. The slug was left in an area with lots of food and might be moving around, however his coordinates will be updated regularly.
The ortanondian fossil, the mayan artifact and the Orion slug needs to be found as soon as possible if you are to complete your mission. Importantly The Orion slug also holds a secret. There are 3 objects within its stomach, a moon, a cross and a pyramid. One of these differs magnetically, and you will have to retrieve them and test them on location, make notes. They represent the Orion numbers of 1-3.
Moon = 1
Cross = 2
Pyramid = 3
Once found you will be able to decipher your final invasion location here:
S 34 01 ...
Last 3 digits:
1. Number of magnetic sources in Ortanondian fossil.
2. Total number lines from the centre of the star of the mayan artifact
3. The number the odd magnetic item in Orion Slug represents (moon, cross or pyramid)
E 25 29...
Last 3 digits:
1. Number of magnetic sources in Mayan Artifact.
2. The total of the sum of the the two remaining magnetic items found in stomach that are the same magnetically in the Orion slug (Two of the 3 stomach items)
3. Total number of legs and arms Ortanondians have " - message ends.
We are hoping that previous missions you have done could help us solve the message and that hopefully this will help us narrow down the Location of Borat before he can send of the signal. Once you have figured out the message it should help you find him. Please proceed to location with caution and neutralise him.
The signal can still be sent if Borat is dead thus it is vital that you dissect Borat’s head and disable the signal gland located in Borat’s Brain.
See recent photo of Borat taken at a secret location by an undercover agent.
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Report back on your findings; this is a classified mission thus please do not mention anything in regards to the location of Borat. If the signal gland fall in the wrong hands it could have a dire impact on the universe.
If successful a new mission awaits you in the Geochecker should you want to accept.
Good Luck Agent!
Agent S
