Once upon a time, walking peacefully downtown Kingston, Hypocorism met this lady, carrying a GPS in one hand, and a bag of groceries in the other. She looked lost, and, for some unknown reason, decided he was the person to help her.
"uaeuaeuoieoii
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Hypocorism thought for a few minutes, and then said "Sure !!!" and he pointed the tourist in the right direction. The thankful lady then opened up her bag of groceries, pulled out a nice piece of calendos, and offered it to thank him.
Always a gentleman , he let her go to be FTF....