A Little Splash of Murder Traditional Cache
GG+J: Sadly, Ivanna was exhumed today. She will be "buried" in a more geo-friendly location - stay tuned. Thanks to all the cachers who came out to pay their respects.
A Little Splash of Murder
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A medium-sized cache which will probably not be winter-friendly.
Cache contains FTF cert, log book and pencil, a few coins and
trinkets, and some nice new titanium golf balls - little old Polish
lady liked to golf.
Park nearby and take a short walk.
Once upon a time, there was a little old Polish lady who loved
to cache.
It became an obsession with her, and she would do anything to gain
numbers and get those FTFs. Anything....
She even entertained thoughts of MURDER!
When an over-zealous amphibian 
got in her way, she thought nothing of stepping on him.
If a sneaky reptile 
had the audacity to sign a log book before her, she would double
her efforts to be first at the next published cache.
God forbid if a certain cacher with a New York accent 
might step to the front of the line! "Ty Kurwa" the old hag would
scream in frustration.
One night, after being the bridesmaid at 3 separate caches, our
dubious heroine ran into
another notorious night cacher 
and the local hero faction 
of a caching team affectionately known as Team Stubby. The old
crone confided that she felt like she needed to rid herself of a
few "thorns in her side". She wondered if the local hero and his
sidekick might want to assist her in the dirty deed.
"Oui" replied local hero, but in his mind, he was preparing to rat
on the old crone.
Together with other members of his team, 
local hero furtively followed the little old Polish lady to a
newly launched cache high in the Brandon hills. Just as the the
jaded harpy was reaching up to retrieve the FTF, she lost her
footing, and fell from the cliff to her death below.
Was her death accidental or was she pushed - we'll never know for
sure. On a quiet summer evening, her broken cackle can still be
heard echoing through the hills.
Poor little old Polish lady... because of an unsavory past, as well
as the unseemly way that she met her demise, she was not deemed fit
for burial with her ancestors... her grave is a solitary one...
outside the cemetery fence.
Take heed, cachers, that you don't meet the same fate as the little
old Polish lady.
You may pay your respects to her at her graveside. Lay a flower,
shed a tear..... sign a log.
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This cache was created to add to the number of
QUALITY caches hidden in Manitoba. It is an official cache in the
MBGA Cache Splash event. |
| Category 28: Murder Mystery themed cache. |
THREE-LEAFED PLANT AROUND THE CACHE IS NOT
POISON IVY
Additional Hints
(Decrypt)
Zheqre vf n tenir znggre - urrurr!