This is one in a local series called "You
Might Be A Redneck GeoCacher IF?" There are several of us "High
Tech Rednecks" postin' them, but them buggars are all goin' be
alike in that they have a lil' prize for the First to Find. Them
things are collectible and we'll be givin' a prize to the BIGGEST
redneck geocacher who finds the most of them so keep up with them
like'n they was gold! Here we go!
You
Might be a Redneck Geocacher IF... Redneck – hhmmmm – The term
originated in reference to agricultural workers, alluding to how
the back of a person's neck will be burned by the sun if he works
long hours in the fields. That’s our story and we’re stickin’ to
it.. Read on and have fun with this series.
You
Might Be A Redneck GeoCacher IF... You need a satellite dish
for NASCAR as well as running your cache pocket
queries!
Out-cheer in the back woods
of the county, some of the po’ unfortunate folks not quite on
the cable company’s list, have to rely on satellite’s to pipe
in the Andy Griffith Show and NASCAR. We usta have to do this
and den we made the middle class, and some say the upper
class to git cable. But some of our kin still haveta pipe in
NASCAR on the weekend so we can see Junior and Rainbow-Boy
runs around in circles. Cable is finally making it to the
country folks dens, maybe even yers.
I have a new dog
and he runs around in circles while Jeff Gordon is racing. A friend
of mine asked me “what does he do when Jeff wins?”, I said “I don’t
know, I’ve only had him 2 years!”
Park past the rail, go to other end.
Wurds of Wizdum: To know
how Rednecks are doing, just count the number of NASCAR Memorabilia
items in their
den! |