Welcome to the original Mojave Geocaching Institute!
We hope your course of studies at the campus will be educational
for you. We don't believe in cheating with outside materials.
Should you desire any Cliff Notes for your courses, officially
watered-down subliminal clues are provided below. You may hide
these in your cell phone, iPod, or what have you, and you don't
have to worry about being expelled!
For more fun, we suggest starting your education at the somewhat
easier
satellite campus in Hesperia!
Course curriculum and requirements
Freshmen: Incoming new students must first have a vision
test. Don't expect big things so quickly! Slow down and work on
small details. Good things don't always comes in boxes, but they
may be small! Some things take patience. The devil is in the
details. Don't give up! We will help you coordinate your studies
for your remaining years! Most students say the first year is the
hardest! Persevere in your constant search for answers, and you
will be rewarded..Maybe what you seek is staring you in the face!
It's what's outside that counts here..
Sophomores: This year is all about how things are built.
A medium size Phillip's screw
driver is absolutely NOT necessary to unlock the secrets of DNA if
you have the delicate touch. It is however an option for those who
might worry about destroying this natural asset..
Juniors: By now you will feel much more likely to
graduate.. things get easier your Junior year! Now that you
basically know how things go in caching college, this year gets you
ready for your senior year. For those changing majors, it may feel
like a return towards the past.
Seniors: This year is somewhat of a reflection upon your
Junior year. Bury yourself in your coursework and you will
graduate!
Graduates:Each graduating senior should think about
writing their own graduation speech to share with future students
online. Speeches which give away too much about trade secrets of
the inner workings of the institute may be deleted. Anyone found to
have not completed our signature coarse may have their diplomas
revoked, so please don't fail to sign yourself out of school.
