Welcome to the Mojave Geocaching Institute!
Come one, come all, attend orientation at our fabulous
Sarlacc
fire-pit! Warm yourself by the fire and be sure to take some notes,
but don't fall in or you likely won't make it through next
year..
Please be sure to watch out for non-students wandering or riding
through the campus. Dirt bikes and quads, although prevalent here
on weekends are outlawed by the campus, and the City of Hesperia.
Please let them know.
We don't offer night classes here because of how conspicuous our
teachings would be to the muggles, therefore, please be sure to
attend only the official daytime course.
Graduation::Each graduating senior should think about
writing their own graduation speech to share with future students
online. Speeches which give away too much about trade secrets of
the inner workings of the institute may be deleted. Anyone found to
have not completed our signature coarse may have their diplomas
revoked, so please don't fail to sign for your diploma on our
student roster before leaving the campus!
We have instituted new graduation requirements. Graduates of
just one campus get an AA (Associate's) Degree. To get a BA
(Bachelor's) degree–for those few, proud geocachers who are up to a
harder challenge–one must also pass both this program and the
graduate program at the original campus in neighboring
Adelanto! Soon we will have a third campus available in
Victorville. Passing all three campus tests will entitle you to a
"Master's" degree in geocaching. And trust me when I say I'll make
ya earn it! ;)