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Metchosin: VERY, SERIOUSLY, I MEAN IT, LOW TIDE DEPENDENT
Reefer Stupidity Plantman Style
A SMALL LOCK N' LOCK (originally a 1 litre cappuccino plastic ice cream container) nestled in the rocks and roots of a grove of dwarf garry oak trees.
"A straight compass line may be the shortest and quickest way for a seagull (Larus glaucescens) to get from A to B; this is not generally true for a man (Homo sapiens) on the ground in rough terrain!".
Just how serious are you about geocaching anyway?
Access by wading.
Based on Victoria tides in FEET
-1.0: tie your boots around your neck and roll up your pants.
-0.5: tie your boots around your neck and wear shorts.
+0.0: tie your boots around your neck and wear australian stubbies, a bathing suit or your underwear.
+0.5: as for previous IF your family jewels are at least as far above the ground as plantmans, IF NOT see next (sorry, Captain No Beard but having met you, see next).
+1.0: tie your boots around your neck, the family jewels are going to get cold and wet, only the boots will stay dry.
+1.5: you're a bloody idiot and your boots will get wet too.
+2.0: leave your will with your wife/husband.
Anyone who brings a child out here should be jailed for abuse; masochism is voluntary, sadism is another matter.
Hint: Remember, while you are searching, the tide is coming in! If you search too long see next.
Started with:
No Beard Dubloon #20
2 pet rocks
1 travelling pet rock
2 blue dice
1 Little Mountain golf ball
1 notebook and pencil
1 green rubber ball
1 yellow frog
1 love bug.
Travelling Pet Rock #10
- Began at Plantman_geocache#10, near Metchosin, BC, Canada, 48/23.082 x 123/30.235, on August 8, 2002.
- Left with Jas on August 10, 2002.
- Arrived in the On Top of St. Thomas cache, US Virgin Islands, near Charlotte Amalie, N 18/21.330 x W 064/56.815, on September 10, 2002. Thanks Jason.
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