Welcome to the Detroit Prison.
We have some rules here:
1. Treat the guards with respect.
2. Keep you and your cell clean.
3. No spitting, gambling, or gang activities.
4 Do NOT participate in the prison riots or fires.
5. Lights out at 9 PM.
6. Be ready for morning work detail at 5 AM.
7. Room & Board fees are $109.00 per a day and can be made by pay pal. (NO CHECKS.)
If you follow the rules you will get out of here some day.