Bored Dinosaur was going extinct in hibernation mode, stuck in a dry patch of a preserve that turned into an island with rising waters. So lonely for bored dinosaur out in the wild. He told me he ate off some trees while waiting around until someone came. He begged me to take him because my girlfriend and I have a "family" of cache swag dinos in my apartment. He outsizes all of them greatly, but sports the travel tag, so that makes him superior in status. After showing my girl bored dinosaur we'll place him somewhere new and fun to get his journey started in a southern direction.