Mr. Smashy
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Owner:
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sporkboy
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Released:
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Saturday, February 19, 2005
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Origin:
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Oregon, United States
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Unknown Location
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Mr. Smashy® likes to destroy things, he is also a liar and a braggart so he’ll take credit for things he didn’t even destroy.
For example, the fall of Rome. That was totally Mr. Smashy®, he was there, honest. In order to get there he had to build a time machine. Where's the time machine now? Well he could show you but he became cross at it when it wouldn't take him to his favorite restaurant so he destroyed it and he is now stuck in this time forever.
Please use Mr. Smashy® responsibly, the Mr. Smashy® warranty does not cover damages done by use of Mr. Smashy®.
Prolonged exposure to Mr. Smashy® may cause inexplicable bouts of bloodlust and a desire to destroy things. Small children, the elderly and anyone who considers themselves well adjusted should avoid contact with Mr. Smashy®.
For further details please contact your local chapter of the Mr. Smashy® fan club.
Mr. Smashy® is a rubber mallet with an appetite for pain.
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