Nathan, you must concentrate on the game. The town is up to here with high cachers. The Outlaw's in town. Big Guy in Texas, Blizzard, Austin Explorer....
Nathan: I know, I know, I could make this TB's fortune, but to make a fortune, I need a cache. Big cache. Where do I find it?
The Biltmore Garage 's kinda grand,
But we ain't got its coords on hand.
And puzzles makes me sore --
Solving Hi_Dude's 84....
There's a stock room behind McKlosky's Bar,
But that cache is a nano, not stout.
And things being how they are,
The back of the police station is out!
So the Biltmore Garage is the spot,
But the one thousand coords we ain't got.
Why, it's good old reliable Nathan,
Nathan, Nathan, Nathan Detroit,
If you're looking for action, he'll tune to the spot,
Even when the heat is on, it's never too hot.
But for the good old reliable Nathan,
Oh it's only just a short pass,
To the oldest established permanent floating
Dice TB in... Texas
There are well-heeled cachers everywhere, everywhere,
There are well-heeled cachers everywhere,
And awful lot of smilies for the fellas who can get us to play.
If we only had no other distractions, we'd be caching out there.
With the good old reliable Nathan,
Nathan, Nathan, Nathan Detroit,
If the count of your smilies you want to increase
-- though we're bound to go broke with gas prices like these --
In hideouts throughout the whole nation
Providing the neighbors don't harass,
To the oldest established permanent floating
Dice TB in... Texas
Where's the action? Where's the game?
Gotta have the game or we'll die from shame.
Move the oldest established permanent floating
Dice TB in... Texas
Discovered this at Moosiegirl's In-With-The-New Event! Wonder where it will roll to next?