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Please do not seek the main coordinates, as
they are quite bogus. Cache container is an (unused) sample
cup which will hold 3 trade items, a pencil, log sheet, and
even a travel bug attached to a smaller item, so I am calling it
"small".
You'll waste gas driving around
without a solid destination, so be sure to bring plenty of
liquid refreshment. In elementaly school during lunch
periodic this puzzle was voted "most likely to drink you
under the table", so select your beverage
carefully.
Find the common denominator to the
keywords in the above text to discover the substitution system
needed. Two simple transformations are required - one before the
substitution system mapping and another after. There is also a
subtle obfuscation of the substitution system after the first
transformation that will only serve to confuse humans (ie: not
Google), but it is just a bit of simple eye
trickery.
Some assembly required, spaces are
not included, operators are standing by. Admission is FREE
radical!
One last bit of advice - substitution can
be a two-way street.
Please, no hints in your logs.
