Ah yes, that's the ticket. Come and find my cache and tell your own story of the "Big Fish."Please add your story to the logs. NO SPOILERS ALLOWED - or yeh deleted. Let each person tell their own tale. The bigger, the better. After all, if you believe it, then it's true.
The cache:
A small little thing being watched by the biggest fish in the entire world. Just Look. Don't dare take him away. He is part of the tale.
The Hunt:
The access roads to get to this cache don't go through. It may look that way on the map, but there is no way you are going to get through, so its the route you take that will be the key.
My Journey:
My journey took me over bumpy roads, and round and round in Ccircles. I went back out and attempted to come in the other way and still went round and round in circles.
What I encountered along the way:
I noticed a "Flying Squirrel" sailing around the trees. I said squirrel, "Which way to the cache?" The squirrel flew in circles over my head laughing and laughing and laughing. I didn't think it was at all that funny you see. I said again to the squirrel, "Which way to the cache?" He laughed and laughed. As he flew away, I heard him answer, "Why,,, the cache is in the Bank." I didn't think that was funny at all, not at all. I continued driving down the road.
I had turned my car around to come in the "other way." There was a farmer plowing the field and I said Hi. He waved back and came closer to talk. He was a strang looking fellow. He had a tall straw hat, a long pipe and no shoes. His feet were very large and a bit dirty. It was "Froto" the hobbit. He smiled at me as if he knew me all his life. I said Hello Froto and shook his hand. I asked him where the cache is located? He said "I have a secret for you. Take this ring, and put it in the cache." Wow, but how do I find the cache. He said, "This ring will guide your journey to the Double Ring. There, all your questions will be answered." Froto got back on his tractor and drove away. I was never to see him again.
I followed Froto's advise. I searched and searched and before my eyes, I realized I had reached the "Double Ring." I drove and drove and drove. Around and around and around. No matter how fast I drove, no matter how far I went, I ended up in the same spot.
Once I gave up and parked the car, I must have spent 25 minutes trying to figure out where to go. I was all along. Only the vultures were flying overhead. They vulture told me, "Go way back into the woods. Trust me and I will watch out for you." I think the vulture was thinking about eating my eye balls first, then finishing me out there in the woods.
A little red-winged blackbird landed nearby and said, "Hey you, come over here to this tree and I will give you a hint." He gave me the best hint I had all day long.....Sure enough, he was right. They say red-winged blackbirds never lie. Especially those that talk.