Aaaarrrrgggghhhh !
Me Hearties...
There's been a Muntiny and the Captain has given the order to find the Scurvy Dogs. Captain's orders are to find the Bilge Sucking Scum and give No Quarter ! We'll be meetin at the given coordinates to plan our task at hand. Bring your clippers or small ships with your paddles and your proper Personal Flotation Device in case of a scuttle or too much grog. We'll want the land lubbers to know we're out for revenge so bring your Jacks, Jolly Rogers and other provisions. We'll give em a good loud Chantey as well. The Captian has also issued a bounty and there will be plenty of booty to go around.
So Avast Ye Buccaneers, Privateers and Bounty Hunters if ye have no vessel and would like to join in this gathering of scallwags, let us know with a PM or in your Will Attend. There is also Kayak and Canoe Rentals just down the shoreline in the port of Portlandville. The Captain will get you Lads, Lassies and Old Salts on the water by hook or crook. Beware when the clocks strikes on the half hour past 10am someone will be in the Crows Nest takin account of who's on the water and a rendering may be shared with all you Scallywags.