What rolls down stairs
Alone or in pairs,
Rolls over your neighbor's dog?
What's great for a snack
and fits on your back?
It's Log, Log, Log!
It's Lo-og, Lo-og,
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's Lo-og, Lo-og,
It's better than bad, it's good!
Everyone wants a Log!
You're gonna love it, Log!
Come on and get your Log!
Everyone needs a Log (everyone wants a Log)...
You're gonna love it, Log!
Announcer: (simultaneously) Log, from Blammo!
Log is a toy in one of The Ren & Stimpy Show commercials. It is one of the most popular commercials. Log has made lots of appearances such as: Log, Log for girls, Glow in the dark Log, and more. Ren and Stimpy also made a spin-off called Flod. It is made by a company called Blammo!. "The Log Song" is rated as the 77th greatest moment in Nicktoon history.
Trivia
The Log Song is was inspired by the Slinky commercials. In fact, the Log jingle is a parody of the Slinky jingle.
Although Log is a fictional product, an actual Log was created as part of Ren & Stimpy merchandise.
The Log Song is used in three of The Ren & Stimpy Show videogames: Veediots! when the player completes a level, Fire Dogs when the password screen shows up and Stimpy's Invention when the player start up the game in the SEGA logo.
Fire Dogs and Stimpy's Invention have an alteration of the song: In Fire Dogs the pitch is different and in Stimpy's Invention to fit the SEGA logo duration, it's shortened.