There once was a ship that set to sea and after a hard days fishing it was time to celebrate.
Oooh no the captain had a bit to much, well far too much to drink, and now were going around and round in circles, in figure of eights and back and forth.
I heard the first mate saying was;
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Somehow they got back to the boat's berth, the poor catch and crew a little green... I'm sure i heard a blue cod say "im going to be sick"...
I heard the captain say "the cache is at "
S 46° 35. E 168° 20. before he fell asleep.
So, you all better go and locate it!