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More Inane Quotes... Mystery Cache

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e.gregory1: The business that was originally at the posted coordinates has gone, along with the associated blackboard with the weekly inane quotes, so the context for this puzzle has disappeared and its time for the cache to go. Well done to all those who solved the puzzle and found the cache. Hopefully it gave you a smile!

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Hidden : 7/3/2017
Difficulty:
1.5 out of 5
Terrain:
1.5 out of 5

Size: Size:   small (small)

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Geocache Description:


"I will make sweat my best accessory. I will run harder than my mascara.”

This cache celebrates the launch of 'More Inane Quotes for Personal Trainers', the much-awaited sequel to my previous international best-selling book, 'Inane Quotes for Personal Trainers'.

The following simple crossword puzzle uses some favourite quotes from the first book, which was designed to support fitness industry professionals, and has been created to give your brain a gentle but inspiring workout.

To solve the puzzle, enter the missing words from the clues into the crossword grid. Then use Vanity Code (what else!) to convert the letters in the spaces marked with red letters into numbers to complete the coordinates below. Hints have also been provided for each clue, which I'm sure you will find helpful.

[Apologies for the small image scale and quality. You may wish to print off copies of the puzzle and clues to make it easier.]

The cache can be found at the following coordinates, where you might be able to offer some helpful quotes to personal trainers and their clients:

South 34 5A.B(C-D)E, East 138 3F.G(H-I)J

I had hoped to include a personally signed copy of 'More Inane Quotes for Personal Trainers' as a prize for the first finder, but unfortunately it would not fit into the small container.

Please feel free to include your favourite inane quote in your log. The best original quotes may even be included in the proposed sequel to the sequel, 'Even More Inane Quotes for Personal Trainers'.

"Just do it!"

Additional Hints (Decrypt)

Chmmyr: Lbh fubhyqa'g arrq n uvag, ohg Tbbtyr pbhyq nffvfg vs lbh ner fghpx. Pnpur: Zntargvp; zvtug or gvzr gb gvr hc gur ynprf ba lbhe fnaqfubrf.

Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
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N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)