Welcome to the Universe from a completely different perspective, the inside of a black hole. But first we need a little data to arrive there. So let's begin,
A= How many up quarks are in a proton?
B = Q in this equation rounded to a whole number.
C = the kilometers per second that stars and gases orbit the Galactic Center of the Milky way
D = the number of moons orbiting this planet.
E = The number of asteroids normally visible to the naked eye.
F = pounds of moon rocks brought to earth by astronauts.
OK now for the fun part. Take A, B, & C add them together. Multiply by the gravitational force of Saturn. Divide by D. Add E. Divide by F. Now enter the black hole and find the cache.