The Schidt Family
Jack Schidt is the son of Oh and Awe Schidt, the fertiliser magnate (or was he involved in the Maffra Sewerage Works?).
Jack Schidt married Noe and they produced six children.
Their first born, Holly, was followed by twin boys, Deep and Dip, then two girls, Fulla and Giva and another son, Bull.
Deep Schidt married his childhood sweetheart, Pisa.
Dip Schidt married Lotta and they had a son called Chicken.
When Fulla and Giva Schidt married the Happens brothers the Wedding Announcement was “Schidt - Happens”.
The Schidt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horace Schidt.