GC3Q28P Hack the Dolls (Traditional Cache) in Maine, United States created by philsassoc

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GC3Q28P ▼

A cache by philsassoc Message this owner

Hidden : 12/31/2012

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Size: Size: other (other)

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Geocache Description:

#5 and last of my 5 dangerous and unsolicited rants for fin de l'année 2012.

(sung to the tune of a familiar Christmas Carol)

Hack the Dolls and boil their foll'cles,
Folly Lolly La, Fol-li-cul-lae.
Tease their silly toupee’s mol'cules.
(...)
Don’ we fish with gay abandon,
Folly La, Lolly Fol-li-cul-lae.
Troll with Carol’s dolly's tendon.
(...)

'Ghast, away from us she passes:
Folly Lolly La, Fol-li-cul-lae.
“Hell to you!” she would but gas us.
(...)
Folly be our merry pleasure:
Folly La, Lolly Fol-li-cul-lae.
"Wail away!" without no censure.
(...)

Seething eyes, you'll blaze before us:
Folly Lolly La, Fol-li-cul-lae.
“Strike your heart!” “Oh please don’t bore us.”
(...)
Sister’s toys, when they’re together
Folly La, Lolly Fol-li-cul-lae.
Headless seem to look much better.
(...)

DSKG gets the nod for FTF, quite literally.

Additional Hints (Decrypt)

Irel avpryl qbar, irel avpryl qbar.

Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
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N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)