Antiques R.S. Ties & Scarfs Traditional Cache
Antiques R.S. Ties & Scarfs
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DO NOT TRY TO GET TO THE ROAD SHOW FROM THE BIG RD 295! DO NOT TRY ON WEDNESDAY NIGHTS IN SPRING/SUMMER. As Bruce "The Boss" said "No man can break the ties that Bind" DO NOT LEAVE ANY ITEMS THAT HAS MUSTARD (OR ANY) STAIN, CIGARETTE BURNS, AND/OR HAS BEEN USED TO TIE ANYONE UP...you know who you are. Everything about this cache is tongue and cheek, don't take to seriously!
Please bring a tie/scarf, a story about item, picture of you wearing tie/scarf (bonus), some moth balls, and double zip lock cloth item. ORIGINAL ITEMS. 1. Offical Trans World Airline (Ralph Lauren) Flight Attendent Tie, circa 1987. Because of the PROVIDENCE, flown around the world aprox value $50...I was not just a member of that club, I was the president. 2. New Wave 100% rayon club tie, circa 1990's. Because not very rare, as seen many times on the Bus Stop, and Tobacco Companies dance floor and because has the original PATINA of musk and desperation aprox value $5. 3. Lucky "Players" Tie, circa 1990's-2000's. Because of the PEDIGREE, every time I wore tie I got lucky w/ the ladies...at the black jack table (what where you thinking-at the slots) aprox value PRICELESS. Please log stories of item i.e.[example] "Left ugly yellow scarf my rotten ex girlfriend was wearing the 1st time I saw her at Buddy's. She took everything not nail down (inc cats) but left this scarf"...I think she did it on purpose so I will drive by her new place at 1am on sat nites, if I get caught I will say I was going to return your scarf and who is that guy in your apt". Sorry to goodwill/salvation army. If cache get traffic will do a leggwarmers/members only R.S. HAVE FUN, KID AROUND, TELL YOUR CLOTH ITEMS STORY/VALUE/CIRCA/PICTURE/ETC and please use extra zipp lock baggies to keep h2o out, and if you see my ex tell her I am still crazy for her and she did not need to get court order...I thought she liked me calling her dozens of times a day...ONLY KIDDING DID NOT HAPPEN! So break those tries that bind!
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