Howdy Y’all! Welcome to the rootinest, tootinest cache this
side of the Mississip. Now, you may be wonderin why I’m
speaking with this accent. Well sir, everything will make sense if
you park your mount at the listed hitchin area, unless of course
you're denser than molasses in December! So don’t be gettin
your britches in a twist! Once you get near the GZ, don’t be
tramping through the area for the little cowpokes. You don’t
need to mosey through their play area to get to this cache. Now I
hear there are a bunch of muggles in this here part of town, so
make sure you're as stealthy as a coyote! Especially in the summer!
Y’all will be tryin to wrangle a micro cache, ya hear? Now
it’s gonna be camoed a bit but I reckon it still
shouldn’t be hard to locate, why if you don’t locate
it, I’m gonna be sorer than a sunburnt armadillo! Now I'd
like y'all to get into the spirit of this cache so why don't you go
ahead and log your find in the proper dialect? Go on now, don't be
shy!
Oh, one more thing partner! You best be bringing your own pen,
cause one ain’t provided!