| Captain Underpants
Brings Home The (Turkey) Bacon - Breakfast
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North Texas cachers will be bringing home the turkey bacon this
year from the Texas Challenge, so let's all munch out on it.
 After leading the large NTX contingency
through another Texas Challenge our beloved Captain Underpants, the
incomparable Capt'n Jo Sandbass Queen, is returning to Ground Zero
to once again become the sweet librarian lady we all know and love.
Only recently was she seen parading around the grounds of
Huntsville State Park commanding the NTX troops in their assault
for the coveted Gold Ammo Can.
Captain Jo led the largest every contingency of North Texas cachers
to a record breaking scoring average this year. Our good friends
from South Texas took home the first place prize, but I guarantee
you we scared them all the way to Brownsville. So let's all come to
breakfast and give a hearty and heartfelt "Arrgh!" to our mighty
Captain Jo for her selfless dedication and wonderfully crafted
leadership that guided us during another successful Texas
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We shall gather at
8:30AM
Golden Corral
1902 Towne Centre Drive
Mesquite, TX 75150
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As you might expect from any
event hosted by us, there will be stuff, and lots of it. There will
be entertainment, either accidental or on purpose, including a
brand new Texas Challenge Top Ten List. Whether or not you attended
the Texas Challenge 2011 has no bearing on you attending this
event. Just turn out for the good food, good fun and jolly good
fellowship, as a show of support for your North Texas team.
We'll be making more announcements as things progress. Until then,
we will all be cheering on the team.
TOP TEN THINGS
OVERHEARD AT THE 2011 TEXAS CHALLENGE
10. Oh, what I wouldn't give for a lamp post cache right now.
9. Of course I brought something to eat on the trail. I've got me a
canned ham right here in my backpack.
8. Don't look now, but I think that "Captain Underpants" name is
starting to catch on.
7. Do you think they have beer at the Aid Stations?
6. Dearly beloved, we are gathered
here.................again...........ARRRGH!
5. These fake rattlesnake caches sure look real, don't they?
4. This sure beats going to one of those lame "equinox"
events.
3. Where's the beef?
2. Don't worry. The gators are still dormant this time of
year.
1. I can't believe they put an evil hide in the park ranger's
pants.
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