NOTE TO NEW GEOCACHERS!!!
When you find a Geoache, DO NOT TAKE IT WITH YOU!! Geocaches are to be returned to the spot you find it. THIS cache hangs in a tree. If it's on the ground, hang it back on the tree. ALSO, do not move the cache away from the tree at ground zero!
This is one boring cache. It is a stereotypical boring 35mm canister in a pine tree, about 5.5ft off the ground on the East side of the tree. It's so boring, the container isn't even cammo'd.
This cache is so not worth doing. It's just so bad and boring, there's not even a pencil to write your name, so you must bring your own. Oh, there's no FTF certificate either. Why should there be a FTF certificate if it's so bad that I recommend that people DON'T go find this cache!
For those desperate cachers that do go find this cache, I fully expect that they'll want to insult this cache. In fact, I think I'd be offended if someone actually thanks me for this. I mean, why thank someone for a bad cache? I was even contemplating calling this the 'negativity' cache. Anyone who does actually find this is expected to express their negative thoughts about this cache. Tell me how bad you think it really is! If you even contemplate using positive language or a smiley face or a TFTC acronym, expect that your log will be deleted until you get it right!
I mean, IF some desperate soul actually goes for this and is the first person to find it, I want to know how much of a waste of time it was to actually claim the FTF. It's so bad, you should be embarrassed that you rushed out to be first! So if you're happy about being first, don't embarrass yourself by showing it here, please!
Whatever you do, DON'T enjoy this cache!
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Shame on GG+J for being so desperate that they had to get here before anyone else. She should have heeded the warning and just stayed home. :(
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