The cache is not at the above-listed coordinates!
This puzzle cache is a tribute to
Dr. John Zoidberg, my favorite character on
Futurama. The correct
answers to the Zoidberg-related questions below will reveal the
actual coordinates, like so:
N 44° AB.CDE W 123° FG.HIJ
If you are not familiar with Dr. Zoidberg and/or Futurama, some
research will be necessary. But to quote the good doctor, it will
be as "toe-tappingly tragic" as his
ill-fated Slinky experiment if you cannot find
this one.
A - What did Dr. Zoidberg NOT do while he was at the Wong
Ranch?
9) Use Dom Perignon as bubble bath
3) Fill the closet with brine shrimp
5) Fertilize the caviar
B - What is the name of Dr. Zoidberg's uncle?
2) John Zoidburk
6) Ian Zoidle
3) Harold Zoid
C - What is Dr. Zoidberg's lifelong dream?
7) To become an actor
4) To become a comedian
8) To become a painter
D - Who hates Dr. Zoidberg the most?
2) Hermes Conrad
9) Turanga Leela
8) Phillip Fry
E - Where does Dr. Zoidberg meet his uncle?
1) Calculon's house
2) The Ebola restaurant
4) In a dumpster
F - How many hearts does Dr. Zoidberg have?
5) 3
1) 4
2) 5
G - What was found in Dr. Zoidberg's stomach during the
Roswell experiment?
5) One deviled egg
8) Two pieces of pound cake
6) One piece of toast
H - What does Dr. Zoidberg spread onto a cracker (and
eat) while riding inside Fry's body?
2) Fat
9) Cholesterol
5) Ear wax
I - What does Dr. Zoidberg buy with his tax rebate in the
episode "Three Hundred Big Boys"?
8) Turkey dogs
7) A watch
6) A cigar
J - Who performs the voice of Dr. Zoidberg?
4) John DiMaggio
8) Maurice LaMarche
1) Billy West
You are looking for a well-camouflaged micro-sized container.
When replacing the container, please make sure that it is closed
tightly and that it is in the same direction in which you found it.
Also, please be sure to camouflage it as well (or better) than you
found it. There will be some motorized muggles nearby, but they
should not present a problem.
You can check your answers for this puzzle on
Geochecker.com.
Congrats to
greenwordturner for being FTF!
And here are two more Zoidberg quotes, both of which can be
applied to geocaching:
"In my experience boxes are usually empty, sometimes with a
little cheese stuck to the top. And one time pepperoni... what a
day that was!"
"You know, maybe a certain blue lobster saw where Professor
hid the box..."
