Each level of our adventurer’s career is matched to a speed sign
around Canberra. As you career around the streets looking for the
clues, spare a thought for the many dedicated, hardworking,
professional public servants that keep this town humming.
We have unashamedly borrowed ideas from mtbikeroz’s grand A-Z
Canberra Tours (somewhat in homage). This multi is much more
achievable, perhaps with around four hours driving (and a round
trip of about 160km - apologies to the environmentally
conscientious). Most of the information you need you can obtain by
staying in your car. For some you will need to have a bit of a walk
around, and for some you may need a spotter as you whiz by. You
will generally NOT be able to use Street View or equivalent tools
to gain this information. Note that the letter values below remain
constant throughout.
To start off, you need to find the last four digits of the fax
number of the Career Transition and Support Centre within the
Australian Public Service Commission: 02 6202 XYYZ. (As a check, in
case the fax number changes, the checksum for x + y + z = 11.)
To win your first position, at the APS 1 level, calculate:
S 35° (Y-2X)(Z).(X)(Y-2X)(Y-X)
E 149° (Z)(Y-Y+Y).(Y)(Z+Y)(2X)
At this speed you are able to launch your career at a nice
gentle pace (even walking pace!). You may have sat the Australian
Public Service entrance test or responded to an ad in the paper.
But you quickly get restless and hanker for an APS2...
At or near this speed sign, find:
Height = A.B metres
Letters in first word = C.
Calculate your next position:
S 35° (A)(2A+B).(2A+B)(A+B)(2A)
E 149° (A-2B)(2A+B).(2A)(C+A)(2B)
You have mastered photocopying and filing – both alphabetically
and numerically – and it’s time to move on to preparing routine
correspondence...
Near this speed sign, facing east, find two signs on a fence.
From the one with the larger letters:
Number of letters in first word = D
Number of letters in second word = E.
Calculate your next position:
S 35° (2B)(A-B).(D)(2A+B)(E+A)
E 149° (E-D-B)(D-A).(A+B)(E)(D+B)
You’re now operating in an APS3 position, with more responsible
duties and broader reach. But it won’t be long until you are ready
for something a little more challenging...
Near this speed sign there is a block of letterboxes:
Highest numbered letterbox minus lowest numbered letterbox =
FG.
Calculate your way to an APS4 position as:
S 35° (F-2A)(D-A+2B).(2B)(F-D+A)(A)
E 149° (G-F-A-B)(A+B).(G)(A-2B)(D-B)
Your career is starting to consolidate and you have established
all the basic skills of the modern public servant. You may now be
specialising in finance, people things, policy, program management,
or information. So time to move on again...
On the same pole as the speed sign:
Number of words on green sign = H
Total number of letters on green sign = I.
Calculate your next position:
S 35° (E-D)(3H).(C-A+2B)(E-3B)(G-2H)
E 149° (E-F)(I+H-B).(2A)(D-B)(I-H)
You’ve now won yourself an APS5 position. If you’re serious
about a policy future you may want to think about some time in a
‘central’ department about now, so look for your next position
(this is not a hint!)...
Near this sign, on the ground:
Number of kilos = JK.
Calculate your next position:
S 35° (H-B)(G).(J+K)(K+I-E)(H)
E 149° (K+K)(E-D).(B)(G-C)(C+K)
**This waypoint edited 14 April 2009 because the original
information has disappeared**
At the APS6 level you’re probably developing your people
management and financial management skills, preparing to move up to
the Executive Levels. So take a look in the front section of the
job ads...
Near this sign:
On the caps of the three unpainted metal poles framing the
pedestrian bypass of the large white gate, total instances of the
numeral '0' = L
On the large white gate, number of complete squares in the grid,
divided by 10 = M.
Calculate your next position:
S 35° (M-H)(B-K).(M)(C+K)(H)
E 149° (K)(J-M).(L-K)(G-L-H-B)(H)
Now your career is really taking off – you’ve made it to the
Executive Level and can be considered a senior project manager,
program manager, policy analyst, etc. You will be drafting
Ministerials, QTBs, CIBs, etc. After a while you’ll be looking to
move on to Section Head...
At this sign:
Sum of six digits on pole = NP.
Calculate your next position:
S 35° (N)(H-N+A).(P+K)(N+B)(L-D)
E 149° (K-K)(N+B).(M)(G+K)(H-B)
Now you’ve got a whole team to organise, to develop, to nurture,
to finance, etc. You will be a rock for your SES superiors and be
exposed to important things. Yet you now yearn for the Senior
Executive Service, so off you go in search for your next
position...
On the ground a few metres from sign:
First and third digit of number identifying bridge = QR
Calculate your next position:
S 35° (A+H-N)(K).(Q-M+2A)(C+P-R)(L+B)
E 149° (H-N+K)(2N-Q+M).(G-R+P)(D)(M+N-H)
You’ve now reached what is the pinnacle of a public service
career for most people: the hallowed Senior Executive Service. You
probably now get to park in the basement of the building in which
you work, to which you drive in your fully maintained
work-sponsored vehicle. You should expect regular contact with your
portfolio minister, and you will spend your day signing things for
passage up the line to the minister. You will be engaging with key
stakeholders, and delivering results. Before long, your skills will
be noticed and you will be marked out for moving on to the next
level...
At or near this sign:
Which section = S.
Calculate your next position:
S 35° (N+K)(S).(M+N-A)(L+B+P-R)(M+2N-Q)
E 149° (K)(R+N).(R-P+C)(I-J)(S-H-B)
You’ve got the nod and now occupy a SES Band 2 position. You are
responsible for a Division (or similar) and are part of the
organisation’s executive inner circle. You are a senior adviser to
the minister, and you are a tower of strength for the hundreds of
people you now command. Depending on your personal skills and
attributes, the suite of agencies you have passed through, and your
ability to deliver, you will soon be on the road to SES Band
3...
At or near this sign:
Sum of digits on blue sign = T.
Calculate your next position:
S 35° (T-R-B)(P).(S+K)(T-G)(P-R)
E 149° (K)(Q-M+2A).(T-B)(K+K)(2N)
OK, so you have made it to SES Band 3 - typically a Deputy
Secretary in a department - and you now spend most of your day
communicating with the minister’s office, chairing
inter-departmental committees, and providing wise counsel to the
group of Division Heads that you are responsbile for. You have a
pretty remuneration package, and possibly only a few more years,
months, or weeks before you need to resign and defer your
superannuation for 2 days until you turn 55. But the minister has
bigger plans for you, and is recommending you for the absolute peak
of a public service career...
Travelling west, and a few tens of metres beyond the speed
sign:
Route number = U.
Calculate your next position:
S 35° (U-H+B)(T).(U+L)(B)(Q+S-U)
E 149° (K)(S+U-A).(P+R-C)(T-K)(S-H-B)
You have made it to the top. This level is so unique there is
not even a position level to describe it. You are a CEO of an
agency, a department permanent secretary. You regularly travel with
the minister, chair international meetings, champion your agency at
national and international forums, inspire your SES and other
managers at team meetings, and generally implement government
policy with an adroitness not found in mortals. In short, you are
the very model of the modern Australian Public Servant. You are
ready to claim your final reward (probably a Public Service Medal
at some point), but in this case the coordinates to the cache
container!
Travelling north, on this sign:
Number of instances of the letter ‘e’ = V
Number of letters in second word = W.
Calculate final destination:
S 35° (A-B)(2C-E).(D)(2F-M)(G-H)
E 149° (I-J)(P-3N).(K+Q+S)(R-2U)(Y-W)
In approaching the GZ, or in the throes of collecting the cache,
note the sign near the road: you will read a sober reminder of the
perils of accelerating through your career too quickly
.
The container initially holds some of our finest, pre-loved speedy
toy cars. Feel free to keep swaps in the themes of career or
careering.
During your meteoric career advancement you have learnt many
skills, delivered finely-tuned, evidence-based programs for the
benefit of all Australians, and probably accumulated enough travel
allowance to finance the public service commission of a small
Pacific nation. At the very least, you will now be able to:
- Shape strategic thinking
- Achieve results
- Cultivate productive working relationships
- Exemplify personal drive and integrity
- Communicate with influence.
With these capabilities under your belt, you cannot help but be the
consummate public servant. Congratulations!