WE WERE
WARNED…
My
continuing research into
‘The Tattoine
Incident’ has led me to uncover a possible
explanation for the specific use of The Device erected by The
Dark Side in Tatton Estate in February 1953. Using powers I have exercised
under The Freedom of Information Act I have managed to obtain part
of a document which references ‘The Tattoine Incident’
and which describes the discovery of a ‘ wormhole’
located at the site of this cache.
The document
is an extract from a report by an organisation known as the
'NPL-CPT' which I understand is the National Physical
Laboratory - Clandestine Projects Team. This summarises
research undertaken on a large structure close to the village of
Chelford during the summer of 1957, some 4 years after The
Incident. The
implication I have gained from the document is that the structure
is a huge wormhole generator and that The Device found in Tatton
Estate was installed specifically to police the approach to this
wormhole. Mysteriously the structure at the site was rebuilt
the year after the report was compiled leading me to believe that
The Dark Side is in league with other Earthly organisations such as
the NPL.
I am advised
that this is the only page of the report which still remains,
although I am doubtful of the veracity of this claim. Nevertheless I have placed a copy
of it in the cache, which is near the structure in
question. This will
allow you to form your own conclusions.
For those of a scientific disposition
I should explain that a wormhole is a topological
feature of spacetime
that is essentially a 'shortcut'
through space
and time
. A wormhole has at least two mouths which
are connected to a single throat or tube. If the
wormhole is traversable, like this example,
matter
can 'travel' from one mouth to the other by
passing through the throat. Wormholes were discovered by in 1921
by the German mathematician Hermann
Weyl as a result of his analysis of mass in terms of
electromagnetic
field energy. They are essentially a means of
inter-galactic transport or even time travel.
Graphical representation of a
Wormhole (Source: Wikipedia)
The cache is at the intersection of a path
and bridleway a few metres away from the structure itself.
You are best parking at the given coordinates and walking the rest
of the way so as not to draw attention to yourself in what is
another very dangerous area. As with all Tattoine Incident
caches please take extreme care as we are dealing with Forces
beyond our imagination.
THE
TATTOINE INCIDENT
SERIES
The main cache is
'The Tattoine Incident: 1'. This will take you on a 2 hour
journey around the original landing site and describes the incident
that occurred in Tatton Park in February 1953. A recent example of
the activities of The Dark Side is visible at a related drive-by
cache nearby called
'The Tattoine Incident: 2- Further Evidence' (now archived)
where you once were able to inspect at first hand the first Earthly
application of The Device. If you still aren't convinced
that there are things going on that we should be seriously bothered
about, then visit
'The Tattoine Incident: 3- & What's Going On
Here?!'. Here you
will see evidence of a large Earth monitoring system and an
abundance of mutant creatures.
'The Tattoine Incident: 4- Wormhole' and
'The Tattoine Incident: 5- Wormhole Approach Beacon' will help
explain why this part of the country is of such importance to The
Dark Side. I have
adopted a cache at
'The Tattoine Incident: 6- The Bongs' where there appears to be
a Dark Side training facility and finally there is a large object
which will cause you extreme alarm clearly visible at
'The Tattoine Incident: 7- OMG!
WMD?!'.
To
complete your research there is
'The Tattoine Incident: 1- Wherigo'. This is an interactive
geocache which has been developed using the Wherigo system. The
tour will take you around the original 3 stage multi-cache and
provides you with additional information about Tatton Park and The
Incident. It culminates with an additional bonus cache which is
logable.
Full
details of The Incident and the subsequent activities of The Dark
Side are available from Pandemi's website (www.pandemi.co.uk). Here you can
access extensive resources including photos, videos and original
documents. You will
have every reason to be concerned.
Good
luck & 'May The Force Be With You'...